A RACIST WHO ME?

I WOKE UP TO THE NEWS THAT OBAMA
HAD SELECTED A LATINA FOR THE SUPREME
COURT.AT FIRST I STARTED GASPING FOR
AIR THEN I HAD THESE HEART PALPITATIONS.
A MEXICAN ON THE SUPREME COURT?

WHAT? DID LUPE MARIA TORRES, FINALLY GET A BREAK?
DID SHE GO FROM FROM MAJORING
IN SURPRISED EYEBROW LOOKS
SCULPTURING TO THE SUPREME COURT?
I WAS IN A PANIC, THEN I HEARD THESE SOOTHING
WORDS...SHE'S A PUERTO RICAN,AND HER CREDIENTIALS
ARE IMPECCABLE
I EXHALED, I LIKE RICAN'S ALSO AFFECTIONALLY
KNOWN AS "PORK CHOPS". PLUS MY DADDY
WAS IN A BLACK PUERTO RICAN ARMY UNIT.
EVEN THOUGH YOU VOTED FOR HILLARY
I FORGIVE YOU...YOU LITTLE PORK CHOPS...YOU.:)