A PLEA TO PRESIDENT OBAMA...
I KNOW YOU HAVE A LOT ON YOUR PLATE
WARS,THE ECONOMY, HOW TO HOUSE TRAIN
BO, BUT THIS ISSUE NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED.

I'VE POSTED ABOUT THIS BEFORE, YET IT'S
STILL A PROBLEM IN MY COMMUNITY.

I WAS RELAXING ON MY BALCONY ENJOYING
MY GARDEN,MOUNTAINS,THE TRAINS PASSING
BY, I'M TALKING PICTURE POSTCARD BEAUTY.

WHEN A CAR PULLS UP,AND THIS DUDE
GETS OUT BENDS OVER AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S
A WHITE ASS CRACK IN MY GARDEN OF EDEN.
JUST TOTALLY RUINED THE ATMOSPHERE.
WHY ARE PEOPLE SO DELUSIONAL TO THINK
THAT SOMEONE WANTS TO SEE THEIR ASS CRACK?
PULL UP YOUR F##KING PANTS...DICK HEAD!
OR IS IT GUYS WITH SMALL DICKS SHOWING
OFF THEIR ASS,FIGURING HEY I MAY HAVE A
SMALL PENIS BUT I GOT A GREAT ASS.

OBAMA I BEG OF YOU, MAKE IT A LAW THAT IF
SOMEONE SEE'S YOUR ASS CRACK IN PUBLIC
YOU HAVE TO PAY A FINE. MAYBE 500 DOLLARS,
FOR THE FIRST OFFENSE, 3 STRIKES YOU'RE OFF TO PRISON.
WHERE BIG BUBBA WILL LOVE YOUR EXPOSE BUTT CRACK,
OH BOY, HOW HE WILL LOVE IT!