OBAMA, CALLING IN ANOTHER FAVOR,
MY $100.00 CONTRIBUTION SHOULD
COVER THIS. I HAVE A HOTTIE BEYOND
ALL HOTTIES I'M TRYING TO REEL IN.
TOP PRIORITY...TOP PRIORITY!

PLEASE LET ME BRING MY HOTTIE TO
THE WHITE HOUSE,IT'S THE ULTIMATE CRIB.
I WOULD SCORE A LOT OF POINTS!
DON'T MAKE ME BEG, YOU KNOW WHAT, I
COULD HAVE DONE WITH THAT $100.00?
BOUGHT A LOAF OF BREAD AND SOME PEANUT BUTTER,
I CAN STRETCH A BUCK!