AS YOU KNOW MY PEEPS, I WAS
INSTRUMENTAL IN OBAMA GETTING THE
NOMINATION. LOOKING FORWARD TO
MY ADVISORY POSITION,THERE WILL BE
SWEEPING CHANGES!

1.ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS...BYE -BYE
REASON: HEY DUH! YOU'RE ILLEGAL.

2.STUPID PEOPLE...BYE-BYE
REASON: THERE'S A PRICE TO PAY FOR
BEING STUPID,IGNORANCE IS
BLISS MY ASS!

3.RED NECKS YOUR TIME IS SO OVER...BYE-BYE
YOU HAD OVER 300 YEARS TO SEE THE LIGHT,
YA'LL ARE SOME DUMB M#%#&R F*#!KERS.

4.PEOPLE WHO DON'T WASH THEIR HANDS
BEFORE EXITING THE BATHROOM...YOU
E COLI CARRYING BASTARDS...BYE-BYE

5. LAST BUT NOT LEAST, IF YOU'RE A HOTTIE
AND YOU DON'T GIVE ME SOME PLAY...BYE-BYE,
WHAT'S WRONG WITH 30 SECONDS OF PLEASURE,
OKAY I CAN STRETCH IT TO 60,MAYBE EVEN
90 IF I CONCENTRATE.
I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY TO HOVER OVER YOUR
WONDERLAND.

I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE YOU PEOPLE
SHOULD GO, BUT YOU GOT TO GET THE HELL
UP OUT OF HERE!