OBAMA...WE DID IT!
NOW CAN WE TALK?

FORGET ABOUT THE VOTERS AND THE
SUPER DELEGATES, I'M THE REASON YOU
ARE WHERE YOU ARE TODAY IN MY HUMBLE
OPINION...RECOGNIZE!

I MENTIONED THIS EARLIER HOW
I WOULD LIKE TO BRING HOTTIES
TO THE WHITE HOUSE.
I CONTRIBUTED $100.00 TOWARD
YOUR CAMPAIGN, AND I DEMAND SATISFACTION.
I COULD HAVE AT LEAST BOUGHT A TANK OF
GAS WITH THAT.

I WON'T BE A BOTHER, I'LL SPEND MOST OF MY TIME
IN THE ROSE GARDEN...I LOVE FLOWERS.

I WANT TO STAY IN THE LINCOLN BEDROOM,
I HOPE IT HAS STEREO AND CABLE.
I CANNOT MISS- TOP CHEF,IRON CHEF AND RERUNS
OF SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS,HEY HE RELAXS ME
WHAT CAN I SAY?

I'M NOT COMPARING THE WHITE HOUSE WITH
MOTEL 6, BUT PLEASE LEAVE THE LIGHT ON.
I DON'T WANT TO SPEND ALL NIGHT LOOKING
FOR MY ROOM,
AND DON'T FORGET TO PUT THE KEY UNDER THE
WELCOME MAT... THAT'S IT FOR NOW,CARRY ON.:)