BANK ROBBERY:
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO ROB A BANK,
I DON'T KNOW WHY. THE EXCITEMENT
OF PLANNING, EXECUTION AND GETTING
AWAY WITH IT.
YOU COME HOME TURN ON THE NEWS,
AND THEY'RE REPORTING THAT THE SUSPECTS
GOT AWAY AND THEY HAVE NO LEADS.YOU'RE
RUNNING AROUND IN YOUR PANTIES,WAVING
YOUR GUNS IN THE AIR SCREAMING
TO THE WORLD I'M A BAD M*%$#R F%#KER.
THEN YOU HAVE A CUP OF TEA AND GO TO BED.

THAT WOULD BE A SERIOUS ORGASMIC
EXPERIENCE, BACK OFF F.B.I. IT'S JUST A
FANTASY.

I WOULD WANT TO BE THE DRIVER,I COULD
NEVER BUST INTO A BANK AND TELL AN OLD
LADY TO HIT THE FLOOR...SHE WOULD SURELY
WET HER DEPENDS,FALSE TEETH AND PEE
WOULD BE EVERYWHERE...I COULDN'T DEAL
WITH THAT. I FELL IN PEE BEFORE ,IT'S NOT
PRETTY!

I'D ALSO WORRY ABOUT THAT RED DYE PACK
EXPLODING, NOT TO MENTION GETTING CAUGHT.
AND TEACHERS SAYING "I KNEW SHE WOULD
END UP BEHIND BARS ONE DAY."
SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN A REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE.
MRS. BRYANT AND MISS DeBEAU,AND MISS MORGAN
THE GYM TEACHER YOU MADE FEEL SPECIAL...I'M GOING
TO LEAVE IT AT THAT.MRS SEALY
I REMEMBER LYING ON A MAT IN 1ST GRADE...
THINKING I HAVE TO GO THROUGH 12 YEARS OF THIS SHIT!

I GUESS I'M GOING TO MAKE MY MONEY THE OLD
FASHION WAY,MARRY AN OLD RICH MAN.

YEP! TRYING TO FIND A RICH 90 YEAR OLD MAN
SHOULD BE EASY,LIKE SUNDAY MORNING.
IF THAT BASTARD... I MEAN MY SWEETIE LIVES TO
BE A 100, I WILL END UP ON DATELINE, I SWEAR!
OOPS! WAS THAT EVIDENCE?...

I KNOW JUST WHERE TO LOOK,CONVALESCENT HOSPITALS
RETIREMENT HOMES,THE RACE TRACK ,STRIP CLUBS,
HOW DO THE ELDERLY ROLL? I HAVE NO CLUE.BUT I THINK
THOSE ARE GOOD PLACES TO START.

I KNOW DEPENDS ARE IN THE MIX
AND POSSIBLY BEING MEANER THAN
A JUNK YARD DOG.I CAN DEAL WITH A GRUMPY
OLD GEEZER,THE HARD PART WILL BE SEEING
HIM NAKED,BUT THAT CAN BE REMEDIED.

WE'LL JUST KEEP THE LIGHTS OFF,AND THE
CURTAINS CLOSED. I'LL WEAR MY SUNGLASSES
AT NIGHT THAT WILL HELP,AND I CAN ALWAYS
DUCT TAPE MY EYES SHUT,THAT STUFF HAS SO
MANY USES.I'LL TELL HIM IT'S A BEAUTY TREATMENT
FOR MY EYES.
SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN TO ME.:)

P.S. PIMPS, YOU SAY IT'S HARD OUT HERE BEING
A PIMP...I BEG TO DIFFER, I THINK IT'S WAY
HARDER BEING A GOLD DIGGER.
ANNA NICOLE,YOU HAVE SHOWN ME THE LIGHT,
REST IN PEACE.