OH MY GAWD!
I'M SO EXCITED AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT
I'M ABOUT TO LOSE CONTROL AND I THINK I LIKE IT!

ARE YOU SITTING DOWN,REALLY ARE YOU SITTING DOWN?
WELL IF YOU'RE NOT, SIT DOWN DAMN IT!
BREAKING NEWS HAS COME TO JAZZ COFFEE.

I...I...I...I...RECEIVED OBAMA'S AUTOGRAPH TODAY,
YES JESUS LOVES ME.:)

WHEN HE BECOMES PRESIDENT IT'LL BE WORTH
MILLIONS WELL MAYBE THOUSANDS.
I DON'T CARRY IT ON ME ,SO DON'T THINK ABOUT
HITTING ME IN THE HEAD AND ROBBING ME.

HOWEVER I AM A REASONABLE PERSON, SO TELL
YOU WHAT I'M GONNA DO. I'LL LET YOU TOUCH IT
FOR $100.00, HEY A SISTAH HAS TO MAKE MONEY!
EMAIL ME...SMOOTCHES & HUGS.