A CONVERSATION WITH A FRIEND,
SINCE GRADE SCHOOL.

MICHELE: I WAS WATCHING SOME TRIBE IN AFRICA
ON TV AND I COULD HAVE SWORE I SAW YOU,RUNNING
THROUGH THE JUNGLE.

LINDA: WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT?

MICHELE: THERE WAS A WOMAN WHO HAD
CORNROWS AND HER TITS WERE HANGING FREELY.

LINDA: F%#K YOU BEYOUTCH!

MICHELE:WELL WHAT'S GOING ON IN SOUTH CENTRAL?

LINDA: BABY IS HAVING A BABY.

MICHELE: WHAT? WHEN I WAS GROWING UP BABY
WAS LIKE 6 YEARS OLD...

LINDA: WELL HE'S 24 NOW.

MICHELE: WELL GRANDMA , I'LL GET YOU A
ROCKING CHAIR,AND SOME KNITTING
PATTERNS. IS ARTHRITIS SETTING IN YET?

LINDA: F#*k YOU BITCH!

MICHELE: THEN WE WENT ON AND TALKED
ABOUT WHAT WE COOKED TODAY FOR DINNER,
AREN'T FRIENDS SPECIAL?