INTERVIEW WITH MICHELLE OBAMA
PART II.

MICHELE: IF YOU WEREN'T A HAPPILY
MARRIED WOMAN WHO WOULD YOU DO
IN A NEW YORK MINUTE?

MICHELLE: DAMN YOU'RE GOING TO
GET ME IN TROUBLE!
1.CHRIS BROWN...THAT SEXY M#!&#R F*%#!R!
2.ICE CUBE... BECAUSE HE KNOWS HOW TO PUT
THE POOTNANNY TO SLEEP.
3.BRAD PITT... I JUST WANT TO EXPERIENCE THE MAGIC.
4. DENZEL WASHINGTON...HE IS SO INTENSE,
YOU KNOW HE KNOWS HOW TO DEFROST IT
AND SEASON IT.
5. RUSH LIMBAUGH... I 'D LOVE TO TURN THAT REDNECK
OUT. AFTER I GET THROUGH LAYING IT ON HIM,
HIS RADIO SHOW WOULD TURN INTO 101 WAYS TO
FRY CHICKEN.

MICHELE: THAT WAS VERY ENLIGHTNING,
I CAN AGREE WITH ONE OF YOUR CHOICES.

MICHELLE: YOU GOT THE HOTS FOR RUSH TOO?

MICHELE: UH, NOPE...I DIG ICE CUBE BECAUSE HE
KNOWS HOW TO PUT THE POOTNANNY TO SLEEP,
AND THAT'S ALL WE WANT IN LIFE.
I LEFT IN TEARS KNOWING THAT I REACHED OUT AND
LET HER KNOW WHAT WAS TRULY IMPORTANT,
PUTTING THE POOTNANNY TO SLEEP.