WARNING: IN THE WORDS OF
ELTON JOHN "THE BITCH IS BACK"

YES NO MORE NICE MICHELE,WELL
EXCEPT FOR HOTTIES.:)

I'VE HAD IT, BENDING OVER BACKWARDS,
TO BE NICE AND IT'S GETS ME NO WHERE.
SO I'VE MADE UP MY MIND TO BECOME
"SUPERBITCH"
EVEN IF YOUR COOKING IS GOOD, I'M
GOING TO SAY THAT'S THE WORST SHIT
I'VE TASTED IN MY LIFE...WATCH THE FOOD CHANNEL
ALREADY... CALL RACHEL RAY DO SOMETHING!

I'LL KICK YOUR ASS JUST BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT.

I'LL BORROW MONEY FROM YOU, WITH NO INTENTIONS
ON PAYING YOU BACK.

IN THE SUPERMARKET YOU PEOPLE WITH 2 ITEMS
I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU GO AHEAD OF ME ANYMORE.
YOU CAN HUFF AND PUFF ALL YOU WANT, BETTER
WATCH OUT I MAY WRITE A CHECK AND TAKE FOREVER
TO FIND MY CHECKBOOK. THEN I HAVE TO DIG MY GLASSES
OUT...DO YOU FEEL YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE RISING YET?
WE ALL CAN WITNESS YOUR HISSY FIT,
WHEN YOU HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND
DROP DEAD IN LINE.
JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE IN A HURRY TO SEE
''ALL MY CHILDREN"

I'LL TAKE YOUR REMOTE CONTROL HOME
AND LET YOU SPEND ALL DAY LOOKING FOR IT.
THAT'S RIGHT, I 'M BAD TO THE BONE.


YES I AM "SUPERBITCH"
AND THEY SAY PEOPLE CAN'T CHANGE!