PHONE ETIQUETTE:
1. DON'T CALL ME LATE AT NIGHT AND
ASK ME WHAT I'M DOING,NOT UNLESS
YOU'RE A HOTTIE...YOU CAN CALL ME 3
IN THE MORNING IF YOU WANT TO...
ONLY YOU AND JESUS HAVE THAT PRIVILEGE
SMOOTCHES!:)

2. DON'T PUT ME ON HOLD,I DEMAND
YOUR FULL ATTENTION.F%#k CALL WAITING.

3. DON'T CALL ME WHEN YOU'RE IN THE BATHROOM,
I CAN TELL,THE GRUNTING,FLUSHING...AND YOU
TELLING ME "I FEEL BETTER NOW"
NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR THAT SHIT!
GOT DAMMIT! AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE
TO CALL DURING DINNER...Ewwww

4.IF I CALL YOU, I GET TO DOMINATE THE CONVERSATION,
IF YOU CALL ME I HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR SHIT...IT'S ONLY FAIR.
WHEN I SPEND MY DIME IT'S MY TIME & VICE VERSA.

5. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT YOU CAN'T SLEEP, DRINK ALCOHOL
AND TAKE DRUGS LIKE THE REST OF US,
IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE PEOPLE GEEZ!
THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.