INTERVIEW WITH MICHELLE OBAMA
KEEP IN MIND,I'M NO BARBARA WALTERS!

MICHELE: ARE YOU FOR MAKING MARVIN GAYES
BIRTHDAY A NATIONAL HOLIDAY?

MICHELLE: FOR REAL, I FEEL YOU, IT SHOULD
HAVE BEEN DONE YEARS AGO.

MICHELE: DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF AN
ELITIST?

MICHELLE: WELL HELL YEA! I'M ABOUT TO
BECOME FIRST LADY , WHAT KIND OF
M*#%*R F%#KIN' QUESTION IS THAT ?

MICHELE: SO YOU HAVE A LITTLE POTTY MOUTH,
I LIKE THAT IN A FIRST LADY.

MICHELLE: DAMN M#%*&R F%#!KIN SKIPPY BITCH!

MICHELE: YOU CALLED ME A BITCH I CONSIDER THAT
A TERM OF ENDEARMENT.

MICHELLE: THINK NOTHING OF IT WHORE!

MICHELE: LET'S MOVE ON. WHAT IS YOUR STAND
ON ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION?

MICHELLE: WELL THIS IS A SUBJECT CLOSE TO MY
HEART, WE AS A NATION HAVE BECOME FOND OF
MEXICAN FOOD. THE ONLY SOLUTION TO DEAL WITH
THIS PROBLEM IS A MEXICAN COOKOFF TEST.
IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK,YOU GOTTA GO.

MICHELE:WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?

MICHELLE: SEAFOOD...GET IT, I SEE FOOD AND I
EAT IT.

MICHELE: WOW! A FIRST LADY WITH A SENSE OF
HUMOUR,I LIKE THAT.

MICHELLE: PULL MY FINGER...COME ON PULL MY FINGER.

MICHELE: THIS CONCLUDES MY INTERVIEW...FOR NOW!